Apparently, October Makes Me Think of Presents

Why am I writing this instead of sleeping at 1 am, you may be asking yourself. I had a cup of coffee at 4 pm. You can tell I am old because caffeine in the afternoon = me typing at 1 am. Well, I also had a cup of coffee in the morning and a soda at lunch. Whatever. Also, I am pretty stressed out and not sure what to do about it. I ate a ton of mozzarella sticks and some chocolate chip waffles for dinner tonight, but I am pretty sure that instead of relieving stress, all that food just made me feel fat.

So now I am searching online for Christmas presents for myself, as normal people do on October 9th.

I like this cashmere sweater in Majestic Purple (size medium).


Or I like this v-neck cashmere sweater in Aqua Blue or maybe Black or White (still a medium).

Ok, that picture didn't work, but I have always admitted that I am technically challenged, so I don't know why you would be surprised.

I also love this blue bead bracelet from Etsy.


I need some mixing bowls with little spouts on them like these.


Finally, I really want some dishes because the ones we have now were my parents that they got really cheap when they got married in approximately 1973. They are big and heavy and not especially attractive. I want some pretty dishes!


If H tells me that I am wasting my Christmases (scroll down to the fourth and last bullet point), I am going to bop him on the nose.

Anything you really want as a present this year?