I Am A Lush

So we had people over to watch the Super Bowl. I think it was pretty fun. But we have a lot of wine left, which it is my duty to drink because it cannot go to waste, and H doesn't typically drink wine. Thus I just had a Super Bowl sized glass of red wine, and I am starting to feel the effects, which may be obvious by my lack of typing skills. It is taking me freaking forever to type this.

If you are here looking for the results of last week's poll, please check out my Venn diagram type chart here. I greatly enjoy charts and lists, so I may try to keep this up on a monthly basis. (The polls in general. Not this specific one. Don't worry, I won't ask you about Ben and Noel every month.)

If you are here looking for a post by H, I am sorry to disappoint you, but he hasn't written one yet. I think he now feels like his post has to be perfect, so he is sweating it a little bit. Also, he is busy watching reruns of The Family Guy on the Cartoon Network. He has promised to post this week, but don't hold your breath.

What else? I drank a lot this weekend. That is probably not a good thing. H and I went out for a fancy dinner on Friday night, thanks to a gift card I got as a Christmas gift. Dinner was amazing, and the wine I had was pretty swell. I only had one glass because I had to drive. Then Saturday night, we had another free and fancy dinner to go to, with an open bar, so I had several glasses of wine and a glass of Bailey's. I should have learned my lesson by now: Bailey's gets me drunk very quickly, but I always forget that because it tastes so freaking good. I don't think I embarrassed myself though, and I didn't fall down or spill anything, so it must not have been too bad. Right? On a typical weekend, I have zero to one drinks, so the fact that I had a few drinks while "watching" the Super Bowl plus trying to finish up the wine after everyone left = I was a crazy lush this weekend.

Having everyone over for the Super Bowl was fun. I didn't get to talk to everyone I wanted to talk to, but I did make an attempt to mingle and make sure everyone had a good time. And we had a lot of good food, and did I mention the alcohol?, so yay. Also there was a super cute baby in attendance for part of the game that I got to hold. Don't worry, I was not drunk while holding the baby.

I have no end to this random rambling about how much I drink. I wish I had a label for this post called "This post sucks." Go be dazzled by my awesome charting abilities instead. The end.