1. At work, please do not take a newspaper with you to the bathroom. I really do not want to know whether or not you are on your way to poop.
2. When riding on the bus, please do not talk on your cell phone. And I thought this went without saying, but if you must talk on your cell phone, please do not use baby talk. Perhaps you think that because the seat next to you is empty, no one can hear you. Here's a surprise: if I am sitting right in front of you, I can hear every word of your conversation, which sounds like this: "Hewwo? I wuv you. After you pick me up at the bus stop, do you want to go for a walkie-walk?"
3. It is April. I think it is time to take your Christmas lights down.