March Madness

Conversations During the NCAA Tournament on Friday Night:

Me: Michigan State really loves the braided-hair look.
H: Yeah, they're like the Braid-y Bunch.
Me: Boooo.


Me: I like that guy's muscles, but I don't like his shooting.


H: UConn's having another 20 minute timeout.


Me: That guy (from George Mason) looks like a caricature of the '70s. [The same could be said of Adam Morrison.]


Both: A SIXTEEN IS BEATING A ONE!


H: [Censored] Now the One is winning.


Me: Oooo! That guy has umlauts!


Me: What's this Gumbel's name?
H: Greg. He and Bryant used to have a show together?
Me: Yeah?
H: They played bicycle cops.
Me: [Silence]
H: It was called "Gumbel to Gumbel."


Me: I'm glad Oral Roberts lost. Oral Roberts sucks.
H: [Pause] Are you making a joke about Oral Roberts and sucks?
Me: No, but it would be funny if I was!