Thursday, June 29, 2006

Ummm... yeah

13 Questions for the World:

1. Why do women try to put on makeup while riding on the bus?

2. Who came up with the idea of pantyhose?

3. Why would you ever get a tattoo on your face?

4. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

5. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

6. Is that a real question or just something H says when he is feeling weird?

7. Why do fools fall in love?

8. Can you tell how tired I am by the suckiness of this list?

9. Wouldn't it be cool if Magic 8balls could really tell the future?

10. How do you solve a problem like Maria?

11. Why is H obsessed with Guitar Hero?

12. Who made up the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat"? Seriously, that is disturbing.

13. What would you do for a Klondike bar?


don't call me MA'AM said...

What!?! You're saying that Magic 8Balls DON'T really tell the future? Yikes. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.

janice said...

ya - that skinning the cat thing is really creepy!

PreppyGirl said...

I would skin a cat for a Klondike bar if the magic 8ball told me it was okay. Hit it Rockapella!

Stinkypaw said...

What do you mean while riding the bus, what about while driving?

liz said...

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Take hand, bring it to forehead quickly. That's the sound.

Stephen said...

Hey, Guitar Hero is pretty addictive!!

desiree said...

1. For the sport of it.
3. Again, for the sport of it.
4. Hanging out with Angelina Jolie because (conspiracy here) SHE REALLY IS ANGELINA JOLIE.
5. Bart Simpson answers that in the episode titled "Dead Putting Society"
6. It is an ancient proverb with no answer that monks are supposed to contemplate to show the futile meaningless of life and to therefore become one with God.
7. For the sport of it.
8. No
9. I would only hope that it wouldn't make me so depressed I'd never leave bed again.
10. Pack her up and ship her out to the home of a hot widdower with several dozen kids and figure that a life as a stepmom and young wife will cure her ailes.
11. For. The. Sport. Of. It.
12. google this one yourself.
13. Nothing. Icecream is too cold for my teeth. Now had you said plate of seafood fetuchinni alfredo with real lobster....

Yez said...

4. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Last I heard, she was at the Zombie Jamboree (took place in the New York cemetery). And LOL, Preppygirl :> (We saw Rockapella at Berklee, when "Primer" came out - 4th row seats.)

Louise said...

It's not the make-up so much as the perfume spraying on the bus and train that get me...

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