Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I've Never

S-paw of Stories-2-Tell (link on the sidebar) has tagged me for a meme, so I am going to use it for my Thursday Thirteen. Instead of revealing 9 things about myself and tagging 6 more people, I shall reveal 13 things about myself and tag no one. I'm such a rebel.

So the thirteen things about myself that I shall reveal are thirteen things that I have never done. Like the drinking game "I've Never," which I don't think I have ever played. (Is the game called "I Never"? And too bad, because I am calling it "I've Never.") If you would like to play, take a drink for every item on the following list that you have done but I have never done. Or you could just leave a comment and tell me how many drinks you would have taken if we had actually been playing. It's up to you, really.

I've Never:

1. Watched "Dancing With the Stars"
2. Shoplifted
3. Gone on a blind date
4. Thrown up in a bar (or even from drinking, although I can think of a couple of times when it was really close)
5. Been arrested
6. Played I've Never
7. Been to Canada or Mexico (I've been to islands in the Carribean and Ireland, England, France, Belgium, and Italy, but never Canada or Mexico!)
8. Experienced an earthquake, hurricane, or tornado
9. Been to a strip club
10. Gone bungee jumping
11. Been skinny dipping
12. Broken a bone
13. French-kissed a girl

H just had to drink eleven times.


Libragirl said...

This is tricky. I've never watched Dancing with the stars, but I've seen the last 3 minutes a lot since Lost is on after it.
I've never thrown up in a bar
I've never been arrested
I've never experienced an earthquake, or tornado, but I have been in several hurricanes.
I've never been bungee jumping
I've never skinny dipped

How many drinks is that.

Carmen said...

oh, you don't know what you've been missing until you go through a hurricane. ;)

3carnations said...

I would have had five drinks. Nice list.

janet said...

Crap I would have had 10 drinks just now. Well, 9.5 because I've never watched a FULL episode of DWTS.

stefanie said...

Six and a half drinks for me. This would, of course, have been more interesting if I were currently having a real drink instead of a vanilla latte.

The half is for #4, incidentally. Never in a bar, but yes, from drinking, a few times. (Oddly, I never threw up from drinking until I was about 26. So maybe you're not in the clear yet!)

Yez said...

1. Watched "Dancing With the Stars" - when "J. Peterman" (John O'Hurley) was on.
2. Shoplifted - a 45 record, when I was 14. And I got caught =8-O
3. Been to Canada or Mexico - Canada, 3 times
4. Experienced an earthquake, hurricane, or tornado - lots of hurricanes, and saw a tornado from a mile away.
5. Been to a strip club - in broad daylight. It was the only place on a long highway when I needed to use the rest room :> They weren't stripping; they were apathetically pole-dancing.
6. Been skinny dipping - lots of times (at night, in the ocean).

Should I spike my coffee? 6 times?!

Sparkling Cipher said...

That's three drinks for me. Sadly, probably enough to get a good buzz. I can't hold my liquor at all.

schneids said...

***drunk now***

10 drinks for me if i had been playing.

You have to guess which three.

Guinness_Girl said...

Hee! I loved this post!

I would have drunk 6 and 1/2 times.

I've never:
1. watched DWTS
2. shoplifted
5. been arrested
7 1/2. been to Mexico
10. gone bungee jumping
12. broken a bone
13. french kissed a girl

Jenny said...

3 drinks for me.

But I've never moved with less than 6 months worth of preparation and from the comment you just left on the other woman on my blog's last post I can assume that you have.

So have a jello-shot yourself.

PS. What's the deal with Clarence Thomas?

jes said...

I had to drink 9 times.

But I won't tell which ones.

Because I'm a little embarrassed about it.

LC said...

Seven times! My eyes grew bigger as I was reading the list, but then I read how H would've had 11 drinks and I was a tad relieved.

The Mexico one, well that one was a given, since I am a native of the Mex-town.

shpprgrl said...

7 for me.

How fun...I might steal this! :)

PreppyGirl said...

Uh ya, I'd be about drunk right now. My whopping total is 10!- Luckily I'm not actually drunk so I'm not going to tell you which of 10 things I've done. I was, however, drunk when I did at least 6 of the 10 and that's all I'm going to say.

princess slea said...

8 drinks for me. I'm trying to guess which ones Preppygirl did that I didn't (i'm guessing the last one is on her list)

digital janitor said...

I got 11.5 - I have never #1, but I've one-upped #10 by going skydiving.

Lawyerish said...

Seven. Lucky seven! And unless those were shots of Amstel Light, I would be dead about now. Total lightweight.

Galoot said...

I would probably be blitzed with 7 hard drinks and very fun with 7 beers.

French-kissed a girl? Well, yeah!

-R- said...

Libra, you have been in several hurricanes? Yikes!

Carmen, you have been through a hurricane too? You are right. I don't know what I am missing, but I am ok with that.

3carnations, 5 sounds like a good number. Way to go!

Janet, I will permit the half-drink.

Stefanie, I am 27, so I think I am in the clear. I hope.

Yez, yes, you should spike your coffee. Just tell your employers I told you that you had to do it.

Sparkling, depending on what I was drinking, 3 drinks could be more than enough for me too.

Schneids, I guess you have not
watched Dancing with the Stars, been bungee jumping, or been arrested. Am I right?

GG, you haven't bungee jumped, but have you gone up in the hot air balloon yet?

Jenny, I have to go to Target in a few minutes, but when I get home I will have a shot for you. I will tell the CT story soon. And by "story," I mean "two sentences."

Jes, you should definitely not be embarrassed. Just look at all these other big drinkers!

LC, yes, you are in good company with the many drinks.

Shpprgirl, steal away.

Preppygirl, that makes me really curious which items you did not do and whether the only thing stopping you from doing was the lack of alcohol. =)

princess, I don't know, but if you find out, you should tell me.

dj, I am way too wimpy to go sky diving, but it looks fun!

Lawyerish, after 7 seven shots of anything, I think we would all be pretty out of it.

Galoot, since you have two kids, I was guessing that was the case. Or at least hoping.

Stinkypaw said...

Thanks for doing the meme "rebel" style!

And at this exact moment, I'll take 5 painkillers instead of drinks! ;-)