The morning bore great promise for my sister.
She received her white coat and posed for pictures with her class.
She posed for happy family pictures.
First with my mom (and me).
[picture to be edited and added back when blogger stops hating me]
Then with my dad (and uncle and cousin and me).
[picture to be edited and added back when blogger stops hating me]
We drove safely past some really boring stuff.
And past the dangerous farm implements.
She thought she was safe.
But then we got to our destination, and my sister realized what was in store for her.
She fought a brave fight.
For a moment, she thought she might even win.
But in the epic struggle of cat versus eyeballs, the cat always wins.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Disclaimer: No cats or eyeballs were harmed in the making of "A Halloween Tale... of Horror!" Ellipses have been used to create drama but do not guarantee that the reader will actually enjoy this post. Past performance is no guarantee of future results. Before using this product, please consult a medical doctor. The author does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information disclosed.
9 comments:
Haaa!!!! Your poor sister--tortured on such a special day!
This post really made me laugh, and also, now I know what you look like, which helps with reading your posts! Yay!
Good god; that cat is enormous! What are you feeding that thing??
And nice disclaimer. You don't know any lawyers, do you? ;-)
Hee! I LOVE the kitty! And your disclaimer cracked me up - especially the "no cats or eyeballs" bit.
The lawyer in you just had to come out on this fine Halloween Tale... Cute!
Nice legal mumbo jumbo (that's what we lay (wo)men call it).
Cats claws and eyeballs are never a good mix. (sounds like a lyric from a country song...)
Nice legal mumbo jumbo (that's what we lay (wo)men call it).
Cats claws and eyeballs are never a good mix. (sounds like a lyric from a country song...)
Does commenting an hour after 2 gin & tonics constitute drunk comments? Um...I don't think so. Just in case, though - wahoo for cats and eyeballs!
Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Oh wait. That oughta be -R-ee! (Times 4.)
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"Cat vs. eyeball."
Awesome. HA. (Although secretly, I was hoping for more pics of the Halloweenified House, too. BAH!)
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