Not a lot of new info tonight. I am up kind of late, but that is because we had dinner with friends at their condo in Minneapolis. I got to tell my banjo sex story, which was inspired by my friends' neighbors. Apparently their upstairs neighbors are swingers who enjoy Dave Matthews, and that is all I will say about that.
My neighbors, on the other hand, are freaks who yell at LDS missionaries and still have their Christmas decorations up despite the fact that the temperature has been in the 50s, all the snow has melted, and IT IS AFTER ST PATRICK'S DAY. The Holiday House has its Easter decorations up, and yet my neighbors still think it is Christmas.
Would you like to hear about the time I think I was invited to participate in a threesome, or possibly a foursome? Ok, I will tell you. In college, one of my best friends had a lot of classes with a girl we shall call Meather. Meather was a little weird. Meather invited my friend over to her apartment one day, and my friend asked me to go with her since I live in the same apartment complex as Meather. So we went to Meather's apartment, and Meather said, "Come on in! My boyfriend is in the bedroom." So Meather, my friend, and I hung out in the living room, and as I was about to sit on the papasan chair, Meather said, "That chair is a really comfortable place to do it." So then I sat on the couch.
"Come on into the bedroom," Meather said. I looked at my friend, who gave me a scared look, and we entered the bedroom. Meather's boyfriend was in the bed, under the covers. Meather said, "We just had sex and were about to watch Eyes Wide Shut. Y'all should watch with us."
"Oh," I said, "I would love to, but I really have to go right this second."
"Me too," said my friend.
Meather tried to convince us to stay, but we basically sprinted out of the apartment.
Really, I don't know why you needed to know that, and yet, I am sharing it with you.
In more recent news, I am a winner on two counts. First of all, Laura won a free ticket on Blingo, which means I won a free movie ticket too! Aw yeah.
Secondly, Jenny, who is a hilarious blogger, gave me an award. Despite the fact that I have not been blogging much and my last post (and this one too!) totally sucked. She is so sweet.
I am hoping that I will have more time to blog this week, so stay tuned. I may also have to go back through old post and close the comments on them because I am getting spam, so if you see that I have updated 50 times, you will know what is going on. I am not that prolific.
Love,
-R-
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WHAT???? That is the craziest story I have ever heard! Did you ever hear anything about Meather after that??
Meather was a LITTLE weird? Methinks that's the understatement of the year. Yowza. I'm totally going to start saying "that (insert piece of furniture here) is a really comfortable place to do it" any time anyone tries to sit down in my house. Hee.
that form of seduction is totally not cool!
So you mean when I propositioned you in Omaha, that was a bad thing? Because to be fair, I was about to watch Eyes Wide Shut.
that's totally funny cause whenever i invite people over to my house, i point out all of the places that we've done it and give a score from 1-10 on its comfort. it's like a tour.
wanna come over?
That is whackadillio. I'm glad your friend made you go over there with her.
eek.
Congrats on the award!
I was going to congratulate you on your award, but really, it's more fun to congratulate you on your invitation to participate in a foursome. Ha! And also: ew.
EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk! Although a very funny story, I do now feel like I need to take a shower. Some people are just creepy, eh?
Yay for your award!!!
L Sass, I didn't see Meather after that, but my friend still had classes with her. I think she was able to avoid her outside of class for the most part, luckily.
Liz, yeah, I was trying to be nice, but you are right, she was really really weird. I think I am going to start adding that description of my furniture during tours of my house as well.
Janet, I agree. It was not cool AND it failed miserably.
Marmite, you must be confusing me with the woman you first propositioned at the coffee shop who thought you were on a blind date with a woman.
Claire, adding the 1-10 score is an excellent idea. Do you ever have any repeat guests?
Paisley, yes, it was wise of my friend to follow her instincts and invite me along.
Spaw, thanks!
Guinness Girl, thanks! and ha!
DCMM, thanks. Yes, they were both a little creepy. I guess it is good that they found each other. (Although I heard that they broke up about a year later.)
I have a confession to make.
Your writing is fabulous but the main reason that I nominated you was so you'd have a threesome with me. But not with Victor. He's mine.
With a blogger of your choice. How about the guy that writes for The Superficial? I heard he was um..."gifted".
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